Only Minor injuries sustained but the dock will be out of operation for at least a week for repairs. This only effects transport of goods and trucks, passenger ferries will still be in operation.
Gridlock effected Maidstone town centre as a number of accidents denied access into town. The problem was compounded by the recent Bus and Train Industrial actions which happened recently.
A multi-car pile up on the M20 has been investigated and was found to have been caused by naked people running along the hard shoulder, causing the drivers to become distracted.
The apparent "take over by Vampyres" of the TVS Studio on Halloween has been likened to the hoax radio broadcast "War of the Worlds". The Director of the Show has been nominated for various television awards, and their own special effects unit has been inundated with further offers.
Several large street gangs have been seen in Tonbridge, although gang related crime has decreased in activity. Maidstone is also suffering an increase in gang activity but the crime rate is currently climbing at a dramatic rate.
They desperately require new donors as hospital admissions have increased in the Kent and Sussex area and blood is in short supply. Existing donors will be contacted by post.
Local farmers have reported several sightings of extremely large foxes and wild dogs around Bodium castle. In one instance a farmer also reported several people actually running with the dog packs, this has not been confirmed.
Fire crews were called from around the Maidstone area to help tackle a large fire at the Trebor factory in St. Peters street. There was a large explosion last Wednesday afternoon which is being investigated. A spokesperson for the fire brigade commented that the fire was difficult to tackle as burning sugar and syrup is like trying to put out napalm.
The unusual thunder storms, fog, hail and snow, seem to have subsided for the moment. The small rain of Herring is still baffling Meteorologists.